Ayo this Big Ghosts Carter IV Review son...

Whattup yall its ya boy P-Tone aka the Hands Of Zeus namsayin. I aint really gon waste too much time wit the introductions tho namsayin. Yall probably want a nigga to get rite into this shit. Word is bond. Niggas been waitin on this album for bout 3 years n shit. After son dropped his bullshit "rock" album tho....a few less niggas was waitin on this shit. Then he dropped the joint wit his crew Young Money n it was even fewer niggas waitin nahmean. Truth be told tho... thats more of a bouquet of niggas than a crew son. Im jus sayin b....maybe pluck Gunz outta that shit tho. Millz aint exactly horrible neither but he been gettin stale as fuck lately. The rest a them niggas is lightweight tho...so what you expect par? When he dropped the I Am Not A Human Being shit he seemed to be gettin back to his Dedication/Drought shit tho...so niggas started anticipatin his shit again. But then he dropped the single (you kno the one) n niggas jus abandoned this muthafucka period. Now he relyin on 12 yr old broads n the pedophile niggas that need his music in order to lure 12 yr old broads to they car for all his sales. Pretty much eybody else jus gon find a mediafire link n leave it at that son. Unless this shit actually proves niggas wrong yo. Who knows namsayin. Anyways...the god aint gon judge this shit til he gives it a listen first. So Imma chill.

1. Intro - I aint mad at this beat. This shit actually sound official. But son said "Boy Im goin in.....like my water broke" Yup....Drake wrote this shit.

2. Blunt Blowin - This shit starts out soundin like some Final Fantasy shit...but it starts to masculine up a little when the hook comes in. But then Im like hold up....this shit sound familiar yo. This nigga aint really...oh nah....yeah he did....son "borrowed" the hook from a Pat Benatar joint. For all yall 90s babies readin this shit...Pat Benatar was kinda like the Katy Perry of the 80s yo...only her joints wasnt all wack as fuck. But I aint really sweatin that jack move like that b. Either way tho.... I still aint really crazy bout this shit son. Plus the nigga talkin bout Ashton Kutcher, shootin hummingbirds n droppin suspect bars like "I do it for the money...man I am such a hooker" Yup....Drake probably wrote this one too b.

3. MegaMan - This shit also happen to be produced by a nigga named MegaMan. I dont kno who the fuck that is but the nigga Wayne need to get more creative wit these titles b. This beat knocks in the whip but still sounds like a beat I heard sumthin like 9000,1000000,000 times tho fam. Also yo.... I get how niggas bend they rhymes n try to make that shit fit together when the words dont even rhyme no type a way at all yo....like mad southern niggas get away wit that shit cos they got the drawls n twangs n shit (whattup Drake)....but when this nigga rhymed "Burger King" wit "surgery" I had to stop my hand from hittin the skip on that shit nahmean. Son also doin that extra high pitched shit wit his voice that he started fuckin wit round the time he made No Ceilings....which you might think at least ONE nigga in his entourage had told him is annoying as fuck by now. Even tho the rhymes is stupid wack on this one...the shit wasnt as effeminate as the last joint...so I dont think Drizzzay wrote this shit son.

4. 6 Foot 7 Foot (ft Cory Gunz) - I still fucks wit this joint. The niggas voice is on that fingernails on the chalkboard while chewin tinfoil shit again...but the beat is still kinda catchy nahmean. The little nigga Cory Gunz stole the show on this one yo. The corny Wayne bars got me thinkin this probably got Drizzy fingerprints on em anyways....so it never was really Gunz vs Weezy nahmean. Still...I fucks wit it.

5. Nightmares Of The Bottom - When this beat dropped all I could think was why the fuck would son throw a lullaby on at track 5? Like you really wanna have niggas fallin asleep this early into ya album fam? So Im startin to doze off n shit but then this nigga says "Im lookin in my rearview...I see the world in it....I try to slow down....n I get rear-ended". N like THAT...ya boy wide awake all over again yo. But now Im thinkin bout the fuckin line for the rest of the song nahmean. Son even had the nerve to "pause" that shit. Son you cant pause THAT. The fuck you mean? "I get rear-ended - PAUSE". Son the line wasnt even fly to begin wit....shit wasnt worth compromisin ya fuckin manhood over son. If you gay n you wanna say some homogetical shit like that its cool...Tone aint no homophobe b. I aint sweatin that namsayin. But this nigga been confusin niggas for a minute now nahmean (Exhibit A below). Word yo.....The homie Young Angel definitely wrote this shit too b.

6. She Will (ft Drake) - This shit aint exactly incredible....but I actually kinda fucks wit it. Only KINDA tho...Cos real talk son...this shit sound kinda like a rapist anthem b. Niggas soundin like they aint worried bout no damn consent at all yo. Matter fact this probably the most rapiest soundin shit since Kanye did that "Drunk n Hot Girls" joint wit Mos Def. You can practically hear Drake spittin these bars tho....probably cos he wrote em too. Matter fact this joint jus sounds like a straight Aubrey joint wit Weezy's voice on it instead. This sound like some shit where Aubrey was probably innocently makin the joint in the studio n the nigga Wayne dropped in while he was listenin to the playback. Son was probably like "Ayo Young Angel...this shit cool...thanks for the song, wodie. This MY song now nigga.....ayaaaackhhh" n then put the nigga in a headlock n gave him a noogie n shit. Drizzy mighta cried hisself to sleep that nite tho.

7. How To Hate - Cant believe I had to listen to almost 1:40 min of T-Pain doin that wack shit he does (you kno...where he opens his mouth n sounds come out) before the nigga Wayne even started spittin yo. But soon as the nigga did....I actually just wanted him to stop nahmean. "When it Waynes it pours"? Cmon son..... Like forreal b? Anyhow yo...case yall aint notice...this is basically the hook from Shut It Down son. Nah not the classic Public Enemy joint son...that tampon commercial from Drizzys first album b. Niggas thinkin they slick recyclin melodies n addin a bunch a OH OH AHHHS to that shit tho? This shit is jus mad bitchy yo. Wouldnt be surprised if these niggas went swimmin wit dolphins together after they made this shit son. Shit is jus drippin wit progesterones b. This nigga said "All I had to do was put 2 n 2 together...but that jus makes 4...but not forever...damn"....Yup Drizzy wrote this shit too son.

8. Interlude (ft. Tech N9ne & Andre 3000) - Now how fucked up is it that the best joint so far on WEEZY's album is the joint that he dont even rhyme on yo? Son jus gon let these niggas Hov his album tho on some Memphis Bleek shit. Aint like he was givin Gudda Gudda a chance to spit summa his struggle bars on this joint. Nah he let two certified beasts hop on this joint...n both a them went apeshit on this muthafucka. Son mighta jus heard these niggas snap on this beat n was like...."ummmm.... ya kno....Imma jus chill n let yall have this joint cos I left my rhymes at home n shit yall....Imma add my verse to this shit tomorrow....I gotta sore throat anyways...." n then he jus aint never even bothered. Nothin for Drake to see here yo.........

9. John (ft. Rick Ross) - First time I heard this shit was bout a month or so ago... I wasnt really feelin it back then tho. I think I prefer it to most a the other joints on this album so far tho nahmean. Maybe thats why the shit is growin on me now. Anyways....one thing I noticed is not only do a lotta Lex Luger beats sound alike...but now even Pollow Da Don beats sound like Lex Luger beats. This shit actuallysounds like a Ricky Rozay joint featurin Lil Wayne...cos this beat was pretty much already on his last album yo....twice. Pollow thinkin nobody gon notice if he sped up the MC Hammer or BMF joint. If Drizzzzzzay had any part in this shit...son mighta had a whole beer before he wrote anything nahmean. These bars are a little tougher....

10. Abortion - This beat kinda ok... Sons jus spittin nonsense on it tho. The whole thing kinda mediocre in actuality.

11. So Special (ft John Legend) - Soon as this song started playin it jus sounded like some candy ass shit b. Then it got a little tougher. But it actually was still jus some candy ass shit b. This nigga makin like 45 different references to eatin a broad out yo. We get it nigga. Son wants to snack on the box erry 3 bars tho son. Meanwhile the homie John Legend gettin his grown man on durin the hook. This shit is jus a damn mess if you ask Tone. "I spent the night in Heaven...I slept witta angel". Yup....fuck you Drizzy.

12. How To Love - Now I kno yall already heard this shit....I almost skipped reviewin this joint cos I aint really wanna say all the obvious shit you can say bout this shit son. But I might got some shit I gotta get off my chest first lord.... Whoever allowed this nigga to sit down n get his John Mayer on like this needs to get his ass beat down witta sock filled wit batteries son. This shit aint only soft b...its like softness wit techron my nigga. Son...first time I heard this joint it hurt my heart yo. I felt betrayed par. Like it really done came down to this shit b? This the shit yall muthafuckas is rockin wit now yo? Cmon son....where we gon draw line son? This is like listenin to kittens do ballet in slow motion yo. Its like bein showered wit ovaries n bellybuttons son. Its like this muthafucka jus slid on down a rainbow n landed in a big pool of estrogen before he made this shit b. Like this nigga jus pulled up in the drive-thru n ordered the McBitch combo wit extra cheese n a Diet Aveeno. Theres a whole kaleidoscope of homoeroticness happenin rite here son. Drizzy probably crochets mittens to this shit rite here yo. This that shit Drake listens to on his lavender iPod when he usin his flyin umbrella to get from point A to point B son. Rite now...as we speak...theres probably two niggas spoonin on a beach somewhere watchin eagles soar over mountains while they listen to this shit b. This song got a damn uterus son.  This like some shit for niggas who rock Spanx b. I thought that when Wiz Khagina made Roll Up he hit us wit the softest shit of the last 5 years yo....like how was niggas gon outdo that shit? But THIS nigga done dropped the atomic bomb of baby thighs on us son. How does a nigga even listen to this shit yo? Im mad I had to hear this shit again at all yo. This nigga croonin wit his eyes closed like he tryna bring all the dolls in his room to life n shit....Nah fuck that shit son....I see a nigga listenin to this shit n Imma run up on him n explode him wit grenades b. I dont care if he drivin in a car wit his kids in it clappin they hands on some Kumbaya shit on they way to church son....I hear a nigga playin this shit in his whip n Imma pull him outta that shit n explode him wit grenades in front a his family b. Word is bond son. Anyways....I dont like this shit b.

13. President Carter - This shit is better. Sounds kinda like the joint Weezy did wit Dre a few years ago tho. But I aint mad at it. This shit got Drake's kitten paw prints all over it too tho. But luckily it aint the super bitchmade Drake wit the apron who bakes muffins over the beat on this shit tho. These the bars Drizzy starts spittin after he spends a weekend rollin round in his chopped El Camino down south holdin other niggas guns n mean muggin muthafuckas while he drive by throwin up B's hollerin 'Soo Woooop' while his security guards follow behind him so he can stay in touch wit "his roots". In the end...the shit got a couple corny lines....but I fucks wit it.

14. Its Good (ft Jadakiss & Drake) - Aka the "warning for Hov". I coulda sworn I was listenin to Lionel Richie's Hello at the beginning of this shit b... Anyways tho...guess niggas needed to get some shit off they chests on this shit. The nigga Kiss aint really throw any subliminals at Jay on this joint....but he should be ashamed for cosignin this bullshit. Unless he aint kno Weezy n his bottom bitch was gon "take shots at the throne" namsayin. This nigga Drizzy usin words like "comfy" n "munchies" to get his point across n shit. Then he rhymed "faded" wit "faded" wit "faded"...which niggas jus need to stop doin in general n shit. But its funny cos when the nigga gets on his angry shit he sounds like even more of a hoe son....thats jus bein honest wit yall. Listen to this nigga son. He sound like a angry cartoon hamster or some shit my nigga. SON...you are this nigga.....

Aint nobody EVER gon be afraid of you son. Matter fact you gotta be the biggest bitch on earth to even have one hair on ya neck slighty stand up cussa some shit that this nigga Aubrey jus spit on this track while he was gettin his ferocious on. This nigga probably sneezes out gummi bears son. If you punched this nigga in his stomach it would more than likely make a squeekin sound b. Fuckouttahere wit this shit Aubs. Then the nigga Weezy gon start throwin his two cents in talmbout "I'll take you out...thats a date nigga" n threatenin to kidnap Bey while he at it. These nigags is out they minds son. Word is bond. First off that nigga Drake already said he gon cry when Hov dies. Like you aint really got no way outta shit once you go on a song n say you gon cry when this nigga die son. Now you wanna try n massage ya way into dissin this nigga standin behind Weezy n Kiss tryin to flex ya muscles n shit fam? Nigga we done seen the pink canary n the owl tatted on ya back b. God forbid you go out in public n muthafuckas catch a upskirt n see the paw prints you got tatted up ya thighs son. N this nigga Wayne been already gone on record sayin how much he loves n adores the nigga. Now you mad? I cant listen to this fuckery no more son. Anyways how Wayne gon say "Nigga Im straight...my girl a faggot" knowin damn well that Drizzy standin rite there n heard what he said b?

15. Outro (ft. Bun B, Nas, Shyne & Busta Rhymes) - This got the same beat as the intro. Rite from the start...that nigga Bun set the bar THIS damn high...so I aint even kno if the rest a these niggas was gon be able to follow in his shoes...but niggas went in g. Ayo son...I jus wanna say I love that nigga Nas. Thats my muthafuckin man rite there yo. I missed the hunger in that nigga. N he been gettin shitted on for way too long...so its good to see my dude come alive on this shit b. This aint even the niggas lane son. But he snapped on this shit b. It aint the young Nasty Nas back all over...but son sounds hungry again at least. Salute that nigga son. Next the Black Rabbi Shyne is up to bat.....n even tho he soundin like a miniature Rawse on this shit...I aint really mad at his him. Busta does his usual Busta thing. I dont even remember the last time this nigga aint body a beat now. Its probably been a good 3 years now tho son. BUT....again its like the nigga Weezy jus said "naw wodie....Imma add my verse to this shit later...I forgot mines at home...." n then jus never did. So son let like 6 different niggas (sorry...not you Shyne...or you Aubs....n shame on you Jada) get on his album n body these beats...n he was only on one a the joints Im speakin bout. Nigga have a seat...

Bonus Tracks:

16. I Like The View - Wit all the faggotry on this album...this the joint he gon decide to leave off as a bonus track tho? I dont understand no more par. This beat goes son. I guess its whatever tho. Summa the rhymes is ass. Son talmbout "Mona Lisa smiles" n shit....word...you guessed it...Drizzy probably wrote this shit.

17. Mirror (ft Bruno Mars) - I feel like a bitch for even listenin to this whole song b. Congrats tho son...Vagina Monologues n Lilith Fair probably gon pay out the ass to get you to tour wit em nigga. This some shit for niggas who gotta apply Monistat 7 to they inflamed areas b. I dont fucks wit this shit at all yo. 

18. Two Shots - This shit sounds like it was left off the I Am Not A Human Being joint. That aint necessarily a bad thing or nothin... But I dont even really wanna keep listenin to this shit to be honest fam....Im jus gettin bored n upset now yo.

19. Up Up And Away - This joint aint on the copy that I illegally downloaded son. Judgin by the title I dont even wanna hear this shit anyways namsayin.

Thats all I got for yall niggas. Overall this shit aint really as wack as I thought it was gon be...but there aint really no stand outs on this shit other than the joints that the nigga aint even rhymin on. How does that shit even make sense fam? The fuck is this a Dre album? Did the nigga Weezy produce the beats to those joints? I dont understand what part a the game that is lord....This nigga barely deserve any respect anymore son. I use to think son caught a lot a unnecessary flack for bein overrated. But son needs to jus sit down now. This shit is mediocre as fuck b. The god givin this shit 2 Zeus slaps outta 5....n thats bein kinda generous b. But he get 5 outta 5 Drake cat paws for this shit.

Aight peace.

Ayo this is P-Tones R.E.D. Album review son

Ayo whattup its ya boy Volcano Hands Tone aka Thor Molecules nahmean. I aint even wanna review this joint but niggas wasnt lettin me chill so Imma throw yall some biscuits namsayin. But before I get started I gotta address some shit. 1) If you readin this shit anywhere other than on Big Ghost Chronicles it aint official my nigga. I dont mind yall usin my shit n repostin it or whatever but give credit where its due b. N stop makin ya little changes n shit. We dont respect that shark nigga shit b. 2) It wasnt on this particular album but son jus dropped his 2 hour Otis freestyle the other day n yo....I jus wanna say..........Son. Stop that shit. Dont nobody wanna clear they got damn schedule for the afternoon jus so they can listen to that shit. Niggas dont need no damn 500 bars of no nigga spittin bars over one beat. Niggas gotta be unemployed n devoid of any goals in life to be excited bout some shit like that b. Niggas gotta be 12 yrs old to have some time like that on they hands in the first place son. "Nah yall ga'head n see that movie without me...Im gon jus stay here n peep this here Game freestyle instead yall" Cmon yo...fuck is wrong wit you Jayceon? N Jay-Z aint gon respond to you nibblin at his ankle all day b. Chill yo. Anyway Imma get into this shit now...

1. Dr. Dre Intro - This shit was mad unnecessary b. 

2. The City (ft. Kendrick Lamar) - This shit is jus way too dramatic yo. Son sounds like he was listenin to Nas's One Mic for like a month straight before he went into the booth to spit this shit son. The nigga sounds like he swallowed Crooked I or Royce Da 5'9 or some shit. Not sure which one...but I swear he usin another niggas flow tho. Then the nigga got the nerve to say he Top 5 dead or alive. Son.... Niggas laugh at Jadakiss for sayin shit like that....n that nigga could actually spit at one point namsayin. But he aint done makin ridiculous claims son. Its like he tryin to test a niggas patience when he says some shit bout bein the black Slim Shady. But then son starts to REALLY lose his composure n says he "the best the West ever seen, no disrespect to Calvin". Best what nigga? Son....you disrespectin a whole lot more niggas than jus Calvin nahmean. I wont go thru the WHOLE list son...but summa the niggas Im talmbout got names you mighta heard before...like Oshea n TUPAC....maybe even ANDRE. But thats a whole nother topic namsayin. Not to mention that the nigga doin the hook...who also hails from the West... ends the song by completely bodyin the beat. Im sayin the beat actually hid from the nigga n jus disappeared while son was spittin. So after all ya talk bout bein top 5 n bein the black Eminem you gon jus let Kendrick rape you on the track son? If I was you Jayceon...I woulda been told the nigga to get the fuck out the studio and dont come back til he could mediocre his shit up a little. 

3. Drug Test (ft. Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg & Sly) - Speak of the devil yo...the OTHER best niggas the West ever produced....This joint been out for a minute yo. Matter fact I think its the latest single. Thing is yo...I dont kno how you get Dre n Snoop on a joint wit you n the shit barely makes a peep on the radio or in clubs namsayin. Imma tell you why tho. Cos the shit is mediocre as fuck b. When you got the two niggas who made G-Thang n Next Episode n Still D.R.E. on a joint wit you...you cant be droppin no filler that sounds like some shit Timbaland was snappin his neck(s) n splashin his fruit punch all over the studio to durin the Black Album sessions son.

4. Martians Vs Goblins (ft. Tyler The Creator & Lil Wayne) - Heres the thing bout this nigga son. When he go into another nigga chamber he go straight to jockin that nigga shit. Its been that way since day 1 tho nahmean. He was doin joints wit 50 Cent...he sounded like Fif. He did a joint wit Eminem...son got his Slim Shady on all over that muthafucka. He do joints wit Nas...he all a sudden spittin like Nas. He do a joint wit Rae...he soundin like Rae. Im sayin this nigga never bring his own identity to the table. So when he decides to start surfin the Tyler wave...you already kno what this nigga gon be doin namsayin. Then he throws Lil Weezy-Ana on this shit n we spose to have some mindblowin shit happenin here I guess. Son talmbout slurpin on Erykah Badu box n pokin Bron Bron's moms n shit. All that shit is whatever but this nigga said "when Im wit my uncle...fuck it...then Im a Crip too" which lets you kno how serious he is bout this Blood life. I cant fuck wit this shit tho.

5. Red Nation (ft. Lil Wayne) - This joints probably the only shit so far that I feel like listenin to again. Its been out for a minute so I actually heard this a couple times already nahmean. But at least the nigga jus stayin in his lane doin his own thing here. Yeah he droppin names like a fuckin prison snitch all over this muthafucka....I mean the first verse sounds like "Im so____ like____mixed wit____. I kno____...whattup to_____, _______ , n _______!" ....but I fucks wit it.

6. Dr. Dre 1 - yawn....

7. Good Girls Go Bad (ft. Drake) - Say you a nigga who happened to make some pretty suspect choices throughout ya life...like bein a hood Chippendale dancer n gettin butterflies n stars tatted on ya face n cryin durin interviews when nobody asked you nothin to get emotional bout....shit like that. Now lets say you wanna do a song wit a nigga who a lotta muthafuckas believe is like the livin embodiment of bein a suspect nigga. A nigga whose natural scent is pear. A nigga that practically bleeds syrup. A nigga whose own moms aint even realize was a boy n named the muthafucka Aubrey....say this is you. Do you really wanna go namin the joint you doin together "Good Girls Go Bad" b? Anyway this joint aint bad. Drizzy on his "blah blah blah guuuuurrl" shit again n droppin heatrocks like "I love ya ass like the Ninja Turtles love pizza". Meanwhile Game back on his namedroppin shit. Im sayin tho....son mentioned jus  Kanye alone three times b. Anyway I fucks wit it.

8. Ricky - This shit named after the nigga in Boyz N The Hood who wasnt Ice Cube or Cuba Gooding Jr.  Rite off the bat I wanna say that the nigga DJ Khalil laced this muthafuckin beat wit steroids yo. This shit sound like gorillas beatin they chests wit sledge hammers b. This shit sound like its rainin watermelons in the studio. Theres broads screamin n lightning bolts shootin outta shit n violins n elephants stampedin on this muthafucka n whatever... The nigga Game aint really sayin nobody names either so I got give him some dap for that too. Word. I fucks wit it.

9. The Good, The Bad, The Ugly - Thought it was Dre rhymin on this shit at first yo. If I was bein generous Id say this shit was aight nahmean. But on the real....I dont really give a fuck bout this song son. 

10. Heavy Artillery (ft. Rick Ross & Beanie Sigel) - This shit is ill. The beat is tough as fuck nahmean. Ricky Rozay goes first n spits some hardbody darts rite out the gate. Next Game comes in n drops one a his better 16s n manages to keep niggas names out his mouth for 75% of the verse. Then the Broad Street Bully comes in n bodies this shit. I fucks wit it.

11. Paramedics (ft. Young Jeezy) - I swear I couldnt even tell if Game was even on this shit at first b. I had to listen to it twice yo. This nigga mussa been garglin sand before Jeezy got to the studio to get his voice to sound extra raspy tho nahmean. This shit was jus mad awkward g. Wonder how Jeezy felt bout that shit when he heard it yo. Somebody need to explain to this nigga that you aint gotta go outta ya way to impersonate the nigga you doin the song wit tho b. This shit was fucked up son. Snowman did his thing tho. I kinda fucks wit it....not really tho.

12. Speakers On Blast (ft. E-40 & Big Boi) - N here we go again wit that bullshit. Son channelin his inner 3 Stacks on this shit like he tryna impress Big Boi. The hook is some ATLiens shit too. This startin to remind me a some Single White Female shit tho. Stop it 5. I pressed skipped before I heard the 40 Fonzarelli bars...so I cant really comment on that yo.

13. Hello (ft. Lloyd) - First off I jus wanna say that I dont fuck wit no Lloyd son. Justin Bieber got a more masculine voice than this nigga here namsayin. N Lloyd a grown man b. Drake at his most effeminate state possible...walkin round his garden singin duets wit canaries n strokin kittens....cant even sound this bitchmade son. If a baby flamingo opened its mouth to say whattup to me I would expect that muthafucka to sound jus like this nigga Lloyd b. If vaginas could sing they would probably sound EXACTLY like this nigga Lloyd yo. Even El Debarge be sayin this niggas shit is too soft nahmean. Son aint got one molecule of bass in his voice whatsoever namsayin. The shit is jus creepy my nigga. The joint itself is jus way too got damn silky yo. I can almost see the dandelions gettin blown around in the studio when niggas was recordin this shit b. How many Nuvo body shots did these niggas do off each other before they came up wit this shit son? Get this shit the fuck outta here yo.

14. All The Way Gone (ft. Mario & Wale) - Guess this spose to be the part of the album where all the panty droppin starts...cos this joint is almost as corny as the last one b. Only thing that keeps it from bein more ass than the Hello joint is the nigga Mario aint sound bitchmade like Lloyd. The nigga Wale on this shit too. Yall probably remember him as Future from 8 Mile. Anyways...skip.

15. Pot Of Gold (ft. Chris Brown) - This shit rite here is exactly what you would expect from the two most emotional n mentally unstable niggas in the game....some melodramatic boo hoo shit wit Breezy singin bout not dancin on rainbows no more or whatever n Game threatenin to quit rap after two more albums (he actually said that after the first two albums son...n promised he was done after the third...but whatever yo). This was actually the first official single after the other first official singles he dropped last year.  I cant even tell you how much I dont fucks wit this shit tho son. 

16. Dr Dre 2 - Seriously...is this shit even necessary b?

17. All I Know (ft. Lu Breeze) - Son...I almost aint even make it past the suspect ass intro. This shit obviously reminds me a litttle of Jigga's All I Need....not in a good way tho. I dont hate this joint but probably aint no way Im gon ever skip to #17 n try n hear this shit again on purpose.

18. Born In The Trap - DJ PREMIER-P-P-P-Premiere did this shit! BUT...let me clarify yo. This aint the Preemo that did the beats for 5 classic Gang Starr albums n had probably the best joints on Reasonable Doubt, Illmatic n Ready To Die son....this is the Premier that cant get beats placed on Jay or Nas albums no more n been gettin shitted on by Kanye for the past 5 years. Niggas use to be like "PREEM LEMME GET A BEAT PLEASE YO!!! I GOT YA 30 Gs RITE HERE SON". Now niggas is like "Shit...that nigga Preemo sendin me links to his SoundCloud again....". I love that nigga Preem tho. Thats my heart. N this joint is still A LOT better than the bullshit we been hearin over the last 6 or 7 tracks b. I fucks wit it. 

19. Mama Knows (ft. Nelly Furtado) - He got my baby's mama Nelly Furtado on this joint...so props for that shit b. Anyways yo...theres three different Pharrells son. There the nigga that did Grindin n Hell Hath No Fury n Blue Magic n whatever. Aka the nigga that dont give a fuck bout melodies n song hooks n jus hits you wit that raw shit. Then theres the bongo happy Pharrell who had all those hits in the 00s wit pretty much eybody that was in the music industry at that time nahmean. Then theres the Pharrell that conned Jay into thinkin Allure was the shit that shoulda been playin at the end a Carlito's Way....the nigga that makes those Nyquil joints that make you feel like you wanna call it a day at 11am. The Pharrell that made this shit aint the first two. Ayo Skateboard P...son gets ya logo tatted on hisself n started dressin like you n THIS is all you came up wit for this nigga? This shit aint grimey OR catchy son. This shit is the snooze button that lets you kno you can go back to sleep for a couple minutes. Dont listen to this shit when you behind the wheel b. Fair warning.

20. California Dream - Guess you can wake back up now! This beat kinda fly rite here....I think I fucks wit....oh wait. Hold up a minute.....oh wait this nigga tellin you the whole damn story bout when another one a his kids was born b. Son. You been done this shit already. This shit wont ever be my favorite joint on the album. But I guess I fucks wit it.

21. Dr Dre Outro - This shit jus sounds stupid comin in at the end son. I feel like Im spose to be turnin the shit over to listen to the other side. Sounds like a damn intro....Anyways son basically took 2 minutes of Dre speakin on him n split it up into 4 tracks on his album. Cant respect that type of Stannin b.

Overall Imma give this shit 2.5 Zeus slaps outta 5. After he got off to a bullshit start I thought he was gettin on a roll there for a minute...but then he jus started drownin in a ocean of estrogen n teardrops. Its like the album had a change a heart son. I cant really fuck wit none a that shit par. Thats all I got for yall niggas.

Aight peace.

Ayo this P-Tone's review for Watch The Throne namsayin...

Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Titanium Beard Brother #1 namsayin.  I think by now most a yall been heard the Watch The Throne joint...so it might be the right time for the god to share his thoughts on that shit nahmean. Before I start I wanna say that I respect these dudes crazy son. Ye been doin some sus shit here n there but that nigga still a genius when it comes down to it yo. N Jay is probably jus the best that ever did it son. Real talk...I think the nigga is who all these other rappers wish they could be whether they wanna admit it or not yo. Its jus a fact now son. Aight Imma get into this shit now.

1. No Church in the Wild (ft. Frank Ocean) - Thought the beat was kinda average at first to be honest wit yall. But the shit been growin on me. The fact that Jay brought back one of his most boring flows...the same one he used on Pray off American Gangster...didnt help nothin tho. Yeezy drops his least EMPHASIZED bars in a minute n gets the green light from Jiggaman to bring autotune back. I dont kno what hour in the day this shit was recorded but it sounds like some 5 AM shit. In the end tho... both them niggas got the job done n start shit off on the rite foot nahmean. The victim of Breezy's high pitched goon squad attack did his thing too.

2. Lift Off (ft. Beyonce) - I almost aint wanna even comment on this shit son.... I dont even kno what to say bout it yo. This shit sounds like the anthem the fairies in Ferngully would use to go to war against evil humans to or some shit b. This shit is like Shia LeBeouf in song form yo. Lissenin to this shit is like havin ya ears penetrated by a million microscopic dicks namsayin. Shit sounds like niggas doin aerobics on a magical cloud of daisies. How many meadows did Kanye cartwheel across before he decided to make this beat? Seriously yo.... Jus how many lily pads did the nigga skip across the pond on before he got inspired to make some shit like this? Definitely one a the worst songs Jay ever been involved in...thats includin those lame joints off Vol 3 wit Amil n Mariah or the worst songs off Kingdom Come....EVEN the Timbo joints off Blueprint 3. Like this joint is SOFT son. Guess thats why Jay only spit like 5 n a half bars on it. Its like the song Yung Berg would play before he goes n commits his latest string of L's. Shit is jus terrible son...especially since it took like 6 niggas to produce this muthafucka. 

3. Niggas in Paris - If you can ignore the homoerotic title the shit actually aint bad son. I prefer it once the beat changes up tho. It starts off soundin like some shit them Young Money niggas mighta left behind in the studio one day. Like I swear I can hear Gudda Gudda gettin his mediocre on in the background for the first 2:43 minutes. But then shit gets dramatic n its all good yo. it aint really the monster track niggas made that shit out to be tho.

4. Otis (ft. Otis Redding) - First off they need to not be actin like Otis Redding is a "featured" artist on this shit. Since when do niggas sample a dude n then call that shit a feature. Son aint even been alive for like 40 years b. Otis Redding is my dude tho...so dont get that shit twisted son. That bein said...this shit still goes nahmean. Folks been divided on this joint for a minute...but that aint stop the dozen hasbeen ass niggas who hopped on this shit from strugglin the fuck out on it (Im lookin at you DMX).

5. Gotta Have It - This shit probably the least Neptunes soundin beat the Neptunes ever produced yo. Not sayin thats a bad thing tho. Im glad they aint bring no bongos or space sounds to this shit g. Niggas is jus tradin bars on some back n forth shit n basically talkin bout the usual shit they do. Kinda jus a filler joint nahmean. It probably wont be the next single or nothin...but its still a ill joint namsayin. This shit also got The Godfather of Soul's voice all over it...but they aint put "featuring James Brown" on the tracklist for some reason. Guess they missed that one.

6. New Day - "Me n the RZA connect"....thats a nice little quasi-hook rite ther namsayin. Sorry yo...this aint the 36 Chambers RZA...but it aint the "fuckin ridicalish" aint had a meal in a hot minute soundin RZA neither yo. It basically dont sound like a RZA joint at all son. He aint bring out the pointy ass rings n get on his BONG BONG shit or nothin but the god did his thing namsayin. Shit has Kanyes fingerprints all over it still tho.

7. Thats My Bitch - I aint the biggest fan a this shit rite here yo. It aint horrible or nothin but I remember when this shit was unleashed at the end a last year n it still aint grow on me like that. Its got all that retro hip hop shit happenin on it but I aint feelin the end results like that. Not sayin its wack....but I be skippin this joint usually.

8. Welcome To The Jungle - If Jay gon insist on usin this niggas bullshit ass beats still...the least he can do is make sure that Swizzy dont go near the booth yo. Ayo Snoop Budden...nobody gon need to hear you gettin ya "One hand in the air if you dont really care" on durin the hooks to no joints ever ever ever again son. Jus go back to contaminatin whats left of Alicia Keys n stop cashin in those favors niggas owe you to get on these high profile joints you malnourished ass lookin muthafucka. Son been urinatin wackness on these songs for years now b.... so can we jus acknowledge that the nigga got no business actin like he kno how to put together a hook now n stop lettin this whippet lookin muthafucka get near a mic? 

9. Who Gon Stop Me - Now THIS shit is a problem yo. When it started the god was like ok cool....you kno...I was enjoyin it....the bassline was soundin like a lion growlin n shit. There wasa ill mood to it. Im diggin the joint namsayin....but then it starts really transformin into a monster after a couple minutes....n its like yo...we got a serious contender for best song on the album now. By the middle it sounds like niggas is drivin Lamborghinis around in the studio n drums is hittin like automatic weapons. I love this track son.

10. Murder to Excellence - Another ill joint. Not a lot I can say bout it tho son. If you heard it you kno its jus a solid track namsayin. Like a lotta these songs its got a change up in the beat halfway through. If I had to guess Id say its probably Wyclef's favorite song on the album tho.

11. Made In America (ft. Frank Ocean) - First of all son....Lionel Richie called from 1986 n said he wants his song back yo. Word. Sade jus holla'd on twitter to say this shit is soft as fuck namsayin. I think Elton John wants to conceive babies to this joint b. Drake said he gon soak in his lotion pool to this shit rite here for like a week son. I think Wiz Khagina is scissorin wit Amber Rose to this shit rite now as we speak yo. I heard this shit gon be used for the next Gwyneth Paltrow movie too. I dont kno how the same nigga that did Who Gon Stop Me had anything to do wit this shit but apparently he did nahmean. This shit sounds like two niggas hang glidin over the ocean together at sunset holdin hands son. I think this is bout to be on Yung Berg's yoga playlist. I cant fuck wit this shit at all b. This shit is like audio lesbian comin out my speakers son.

12. Why I Love You (ft. Mr Hudson) - Its almost like they knew they couldnt end the album on that Made In America shit. Contrary to the title n the fact that it says "featuring Mr Hudson" on this muthafucka....this shit goes hard yo. Mr Hudson does his thing too son. I fucks wit this joint forreal forreal. Might even be my favorite tomorrow.

Bonus tracks:

13. Illest Motherfucker Alive - Ok now...when you call a song "Illest Motherfucker Alive" you really gotta live up to that shit son. This shit kinda almost lives up to the name of the song...but it aint that special yo. But Im not mad at it. Actually if Made in America n Lift Off made the album I dont kno why this shit is jus a bonus track namsayin. I think Breezy's cousins are singin at the end a the song tho.

14 H.A.M. - This joint is still ass. Id rather listen to a whole Tyga mixtape son.

15. Primetime - This shit cool namsayin.  Aint like my favorite song on earth or nothin....but No I.D. aint go n "Timbaland" these niggas wit no bullshit ass beat at least. Son always comes through wit sumthin decent or better. This shit better than decent tho nahmean.

16. The Joy (ft. Curtis Mayfield) - This shit shoulda been a official track on the album b. I dont care how old it is now...I still love this joint. I guess they aint wanna give they fans all this old shit...which is cool namsayin. But...AGAIN yo... if Lift Off gon be on the album anyway...you might as well jus swap that wit some old shit that AINT softer than Game's emotions b. N they put Thats My Bitch on the album anyway so maybe there aint no real excuse for makin this shit a bonus joint. But why these niggas got "featuring Curtis Mayfield" on this shit?  I think Jay n Ye better cut that shit out before it becomes a trend for these lame muthafuckas to start havin "featuring (insert dead artist here)" on they joints too b. 

Word yo. The album might got some filler n a couple joints thats jus beyond wack...but its still a pretty tight project son. Niggas produced the shit outta this muthafucka b. This aint jus some shit where dudes looped up a beat n banged out some drums on top n called that shit a finished product namsayin. Nah yo...niggas put some work in to get this shit done par. Tone appreciates that type a artistry tho nahmean. But it aint like its all fancy tricks n aint no real magic happenin under all the bullshit smoke n mirrors n shit namsayin. Niggas straight went HAM on summa thses tracks son...but not on the HAM joint tho. Another thing I appreciate is that niggas tried sumthin original n new. Plus they aint flood this shit wit guest appearances from they artist rosters n turn it into the Firm album. Hate it or love it...its probably gon be like that rare joint where niggas memorize all the lyrics to it after a week either way. Anyways I give this shit a solid 4 Zeus slaps namsayin. 

Aight peace.

Ayo this nigga Drake CANNOT be serious son....

OH WORD AUBREY?

Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Thor Molecules namsayin. Word. By now yall probably heard bout how this nigga Aubrey actin like he jus gon start catchin bodies if niggas keep talkin greasy bout him. Nah this aint a joke....the nigga actually said that shit son. First off... unless he talmbout catchin bodies how Patrick Swayze had to catch the broad at the end of Dirty Dancing....he need to get the fuck outta here. Im sayin like the shit in the picture rite here son...

But Imma assume that that AINT what the nigga meant. Which means this nigga might be sufferin from Degrassi flashbacks where his character was somebody that the kids at his school mighta took seriously when it came to shit like that namsayin. Not cos he had some credentials that those crackerjack ass muthafuckas had to worry bout...but cos he was a negro. See...to those suburban Canadian white muthafuckas on the show it aint matter if son was a light-skinned fragile nigga wit a feminine demeanor nahmean. To them folks on the show that nigga was as black as a barbecued Kimbo Slice b. And on TV...the black dude is usually only in the script for one of 3 reasons namsayin...either a) he the deadbeat dad of some illegitimate kid or b) he a athlete or c) he got a gun. Plain n simple g. So this nigga got to portray hisself as a threatening individual n shit....which is practically science fiction namsayin. Or to be more specific...he was the scary nigga until he got popped in the hallway by some white dude n became plain ol Wheelchair Jimmy to them honkies....also known as Jimmy the kind n gentle negro wit a heart of gold. Which was probably closer to his real life persona anyway namsayin.  But now this nigga gettin outta line FORREAL son. First off...I blame Wayne for this shit namsayin. Niggas knew son was frontin wit all that fake ass sooowoop Blood shit he was claimin...but that nigga came from the hood b. Matter fact Wayne aint even NEED to claim no set cos that nigga already from one a the most fucked up n most dangerous projects in America yo. Word bond. But when THIS cornball ass nigga started throwin up B's in pictures where was Wayne at son? Why Wayne aint say NAH CHILL THE FUCK OUT YOUNG ANGEL...THAT AINT YOU DAWG...huh? Son shoulda pulled the plug on that shit wit the quickness n slapped that nigga jus for frontin like that nahmean. But he aint do that. Which was his choice yo. BUT now this nigga takin shit to the nex level talmbout he gon catch bodies? Oh word? Actually the first time he mentions niggas gettin killed in the song he was sayin he gon send his goons out. Or  that they jus gon handle that shit n start catchin bodies on his behalf......n not even tell him....cos he sayin he a powerful nigga like that. But then he switched it up in the second verse n said niggas is gon make HIM catch a body. Son...theres a lot a shit niggas would believe you would REALLY go n catch. Bodies jus aint one of em son. Niggas would have a easier time believin that son was catchin butterlies...or catchin measles...or catchin snowflakes on his tongue....or catchin a broads tears wit his pinky....but NOT no damn bodies yo. Stay in ya lane Drizzy. Jus stay in ya comfort zone nahmean. You aint built for all that tough talk yo. Last thing you want is a nigga callin ya bluff son. Stick to what you do best yo.....havin 14 yr old broads daydream bout you showin up at they door wit a rose in ya mouth n a horse n carriage waitin to take yall to a  Build-A-Bear Workshop namsayin. Word.

Aight peace.