Friday, July 15, 2011

Ayo I think a joint from the Carter IV leaked son...











Ayo whattup its ya boy Pretty Tony aka Zeus Hands bringin yall that shit direct from the mighty hammers of Thor namsayin. I cant say how yo...but ya boy was able to get his hands on advance copies of a few joints off that nigga Lil Waynes Carter IV album nahmean. Ayo summa the joints was crazy b...I aint even gon lie. Look like the nigga tryin to get his spot back after that How To Love bullshit son. But yo this joint rite here was incredible g...The god nearly spat out his ziti when he heard this shit yo. Niggas jus kept killin the track n spittin they darts namsayin. Word is bond yo. But I aint wanna fuck that nigga doe up like that so I aint gon jus leak that shit nahmean. But I got my nigga Alvin from the barbershop to transcribe this shit so that yall could at least get a sneak peak at this namsayin...good lookin out par. Anyways I dont even kno what these joints is named cos I aint got no tracklist...n this joint aint got no hook nahmean. But I think they should call this one "Crocodile Sweatsuits" son....cos that shit sound tough namsayin. Word.
Aight peace.




Crocodile Sweatsuits


Lil Wayne feat. Jadakiss, Nas & Shyne














Jadakiss:


If they ask about Kiss, life's ok I ain't deat yet
the Benz got a fridge n microwaves in the head rests
When you actually are great, brother'll stay amazed
So catch me in a R8, the color of mayonaisse


Rockin a blue mink, same one that the gats be in
Chick on my arm lookin like a Kardashian
Catch me ridin a jetski on the Belize coast
With 3 hundred bricks gettin chased by police boats


Niggas might try to rob me, cos the dope is pure as hell
N I'ma catch a battery charge like a duracell
When the tools come out, sorry niggas'll all scatter
Come thru in a 'Rari, same color as gall bladders


Might push a Autobot, or a Decepticon
Plus I get that paper thats the color of leprechauns
Its J to the muah, no homo, forever stay
Catch me in a Phantom the same color as pepper spray


In-ter-ior the same color as Corn Flakes
I keep it rock hard like the niggas in porn tapes
No homo, dont get it twisted fam
I come thru in a Lambo the color of Christmas ham


Ya chick might force herself not to admire Jase
Cos the Porsche got a bear skin rug n a fireplace
I been had money, headin toward killer rich
The Garage startin' to look like the import dealership....ahaaaaaaa!














Nas:


Through the finest coochies n buttholes, Nas will forever touch those
The kid's Gucci ruffles while bitches lookin' to fuck yo
NY to down south, where they use to whip Tobey
QB Wan Kenobi, in the projects I holds heat


The don is back, left my Fila rack at the laundromat
Eatin' shrimp scampi wit mobsters while y'all dine wit rats
Barbara Walters interviews, y'all too miniscule for my tennis shoes
Been around the world, n still the illest dude


What the bloodclot, that little nigga from that went from
...sellin' in these drug spots to felony mugshots
To smashin' these Penelope Cruz bitches, it's too vicious
The Q-Bridge is where my fam n crew visits 


The kid done popped bottles wit Farrakhan n smoked haze
wit my fella Mandela....yall still been amazed
I'm like Martin Luther Corleone, intelligent gangsta
Peaceful revolutionist, I never go bankrupt


Militant minded, but got time still to grind wit
purdy women, they love the kid - watch my divine-ness
I shine wit the sword of Moses, chop the heads off a dead roses
do this for the pimps, hustlers, n hoes's


And that aint all, yall know the kid humanitarian
I do this for dead babies, crackheads n Nigerians
aliens, mothers, bitches gettin' cesareans, 
waitresses, models n other wild barbarians...












Shyne:


Fuckin wit ...
Moshe Leviy...y'all get opened easy
Heard "shalom" on the phone when I spoke to Weezy
He said these niggas sayin Shyne's a meshugener 
Oy vey iz mir! Think these niggas is shooken up


Went from cookin' up,  flippin' bricks, n zippin' up
Now I jus flip thru the Torah, Talmud n Mishna
Moshe's the commissioner, y'all niggas is yentes
But niggas only ran they mouths when I was sent up


Y'all got some chutzpah to think y'all can touch da
level I have, but I wish you hatzlachah
Y'all know that Shyne is the truth, whether I'm in the the booth 
or havin' a blintz with some baba ghanoush


Niggas been had wars since Sodom n Gomorrah 
Fuck wit Po, I light this bitch up like menorahs
Think cos I fucks wit halachah that I won't duel you?
But I'm still gangsta, dont let the yamaka fool you


Still see me in the club wit these hoes n strong liquor
I still puff that smoke, but I chill on Yom Kippur
Still got my ties to the mob, I'm among skippers
Still put a bullet in ya stomach, lungs or liver


Imma bury y'all niggas, that's why I keep my weapons
even at the synagogue, won't catch me schleppin'
Really tho, r-r-r-really tho, I'm the boss
Y'all niggas think its Shabbat (gunshots)......mazel tov










Lil Wayne:


*lighter sounds*


Mmmm...Young Muhnehh....


Ya diiiiig....


Guess what the cat dragged in? I mean the jag-rah
Cash Monay, Young Monay, don't need no Viagra
Nigguhs think they hot....I'm the muhhfuggin magma
Married to the game, but I'm a muhhfuggin badch-luhh


These niggas aint hard, they jus wanna ag tuhhf
ag tuhhf, yeahhh....actin pussay get ya smahhged up
Spin my own web....hyeahh...call me a tuh-ranch-luhh
You a groupie nigga, join my muhhfuggin fan cluhhb


I'm ballin' while you nigguhs goin bank-ruhhbt
I'ma set sail while y'all still pullin anchors
Thanks bruh.....this is the apocah-lepps
Carry the whole world...you can see it in ma quah-druh-sepps


.....N if life is a box a cho-cuh-letts
I'ma eat the whole fugkin box....like it's broc-uh-leh
Pass me the gun n umma cock it bechk
It'sYoung Tunechi nigguh......I jus chop yuh nehhk


Hyahhck....we dramatic like the op-er-uhhs
Niggas cain't see us wit magical bin-ach-u-luhhs
...Get ya ass dropped like a hockeh puck
Catch me on the Dow Jones, muh stock is up


........N this here is my house
The booth is my fiance, the game is my spouse
Hoes gimme milk, I ain't gotta the buy cows
I'm half of Drake's forehead nigguh.....I browssse.....


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